You’ve Never Been A Real Man, Sissy!


You’re just a sissy!

Wasn’t that small, pathetic little sissy clit your clue? The fact that every time you dropped your pants, the ladies pointed and laughed as they asked, “it gets bigger, doesn’t it?” or, if they actually allowed you inside, they asked, “are you in yet?” The fact that you had these powerful fantasies about sucking cock? Didn’t all of that tell you that you were never really a man?

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But You’re Not Quite A Woman

We may call that tiny pindick a clit, but it’s not really, now is it? And, despite those bra forms you wear, you really don’t have any tits either, do you? The gay fantasies, the inability to sexually satisfy a woman the way real men do. These elements are all part of what makes you a sissy…and not quite a woman. So now, do you want to know what really makes you that sort of girlie girl? The sort that really isn’t man nor real woman…

The Perfect Sex Toy Sissy

You are the perfect sex toy – for a real man! Submissive, willing to do anything he asks. But most of all, it’s the fact that you’re there only to please him! You’ll suck his cock for hours, you’ll get down on all fours and spread your legs so he has access to your sissy hole – and he never, ever has to worry about getting you off! He can pull out, and you’ll stroke his cock and let him cover you in his jizz…and then thank him and even ask him for more! You are a perfect, slutty, sissy sex toy….that’s what you are!

Its time to get Prissy, Sissy…

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Nothing feels better than being dressed, does it sissy?
I know, it must be so terrible sissy, having to wear those male clothes all day long. Business men having to get dressed up in suits, construction workers in jeans and a tee shirt. Having to put on those wingtips or those work boots. Even those panties you’re wearing every day just aren’t cutting it anymore. Well, your home now my prissy pet. Time to slip into something more comfortable….something more you!

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The Sissy Closet

It’s so nice to get home, rush to your bedroom and throw open that feminine closet door or that chest of drawers. You gaze in there at the panties and the bras, the dresses and skirts. So lacy and silky and oh, so beautiful. Why don’t you pick out a matching set – bra and panties – to start? Grab a pair of thigh highs, too! What will it be tonight? Elegant or slutty? Do you pick out the evening gown, or a micro-mini and the halter top? And the shoes! Platformed heeled Mary Janes, the patent leather stilettos, maybe even the ankle booties. So much to choose from, right? But I know whatever you grab, you’ll be a pretty sissy for me – as usual!

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A Relaxing Bath

Grab your outfit for the night, then run a nice, warm relaxing bubble bath. Just sink into it, and forget all about your manly problems, and just think sissy thoughts. Thoughts about turning men’s head, about feeling their hands running down your back to your shapely ass, about getting down on your knees and taking their cocks into your mouth. And if you’re just not into guys… I want you to still have those thoughts… just replace the man in each with your Goddess, with her strap-on attached! Now aren’t you glad to be home and in your gurlie space?

Now that you are all ready, give me a call and share your prissy sissy time with me!
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Coming Up This Week…

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The first thing is obviously going to be Tease/Denial and Ruined Orgasms. I have a passion for teasing and denying and my newest favorite, ruined orgasms. There is just something about getting a man to the edge and then pushing it a little further than I should and then right with you think you are going to cum, you do but its over before it begins…It’s a new forming art of mine…

The second thing this week that I am sure my good sissy girls are going to enjoy is a series of feminization/sissy training assignments and audios. These audios are short and sweet but perfect for new and experienced sissies. I will be posting these new audio assignments on this blog, in the goody bag section AND I will be sending them out in a PTV! You will have three ways to gain access to these awesome NEW feminization audio assignments.

The last thing coming this week is the Goddess Lanie Birthday Section! My birthday comes once a year and though you should be worshiping and spoiling your perfect Goddess regularly, I will be making it a little bit easier for you. My plans for my birthday are still up in the air BUT I have narrowed it down to two special ideas. A trip to DC for the weekend OR A trip to Austin for the weekend. Which do I want the most? BOTH and I will be giving you the option to make that happen! This birthday marks a special time and changes in my life so making it the best is the ONLY option!

Come daily to keep updated on the PERFECT GODDESS Goodies, Assignments, and IMPORTANT INFORMATION about what I am doing/offering. DO not be the one that missed out…

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Small Penis Humiliation and Your Dick Deficiency(SPH #2)

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Okay. Let’s get one thing straight: Your “almost five inches of average girth” or “solid six inches, but thin” trouser tadpole is nothing that warrants bragging – or even worth mentioning, as far as anything of a sexual nature is concerned.

Don’t even try to tell me that you know what you’re doing, and you’re a big hit with the women. WHO do you think you’re kidding? You may have received a big hit FROM a woman (as you might from this Goddess!) when you pulled that wee little Willie out and offended her with your most unimpressive joke-of-a-Johnson, but we both know better than to think any woman who has seen that penile replica would ever look at it twice.

Time for a humiliating truth: Regardless of what you think you’re sporting in your khakis there, it is pathetic, sad, worthless, and laughable. Yes. YOU have a small dick!
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Shout Out To Small Penis Self-Awareness(SPH#1)

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I must stop and take a moment to applaud those owners of microscopic wee wees who are all too well aware of their size issue.

While one would have to be utterly oblivious in order to be unaware of their puny pecker plight, it seems there are some who have become so lost in wishful thinking that they actually have no idea that their little spunk-spouting snake is nothing to write home about. In fact, some even believe that bouncing nub in their pants is actually some masturbatory monolith about which every Woman on Earth must be dreaming.

This magical thinking is unacceptable, wrong, and in dire need of a healthy wake-up call via some small penis humiliation

NOT ONLY DO YOU NEED IT BUT YOU DESERVE IT. TO HAVE THE FACT CONSTANTLY RUNNING THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT YOUR LITTLE PECKER IS DISGUSTING, PATHETIC, BAD FOR THE EYES AND VISUAL MENTAL THOUGHTS…

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015!! New Year…New Ideas!!

As your Goddess, it is my job to make sure you have what you need to properly worship me and I have been doing a lot of thinking and the Goddess Lanies Creative Juices have been flowing!

You are not going to want to miss out on what I will be offering to you. Consider it an offering that will make you want to beg to worship your Goddess

Since we are celebrating the beginning of a new year we are going to start with January’s Weekly Audios! 

There will be 5 audios a week–Monday-Friday and each audio will be $5.00. The price is reasonable and the length of each audio will vary but will be OVER 5 minutes and each audio will be NEW!!

Happy 2015!!

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WHAT IS SPH?

photo sparkles effectARE YOU WONDERING WHAT SPH MEANS? WELL I NEED YOU TO ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS BEFORE WE CONTINUE…

IF YOU HAVE MEASURED YOUR DICK, DID IT MEASURE UNDER  5 INCHES?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ASKED…”IS IT IN YET?”

HAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE COMPLETELY STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH YOU?

NOW, IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THOSE THREE QUESTIONS, I WANT YOU TO CONTINUE READING…

SPH IS SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION AND IF YOUR DICK IS UNDER 5 INCHES, IF YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED IS IT IN YET, AND IF YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND HAS JUST STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH YOU THEN YOU DESERVE TO BE LAUGHED AT AND HUMILIATED FOR HAVING SUCH A LITTLE DICK THAT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING WITH.

I WILL HUMILIATE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DICK AND MAKE YOU BOTH RUN AND HIDE!

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What Does THIS Goddess Offer For You?

What Does THIS Goddess Offer For You?

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I am a Goddess of many colors and flavors. I like a lot of different things and I am very open (within NF rules) But something I am under the impression that some may think that I am ONLY a Feminization Goddess. I do love feminization, but there is a lot out of Feminization that I absolutely LOVE! Maybe even more the feminization…

Here are a few things that I absolutely LOVE…And you may as well!

  • CBT- Cock and Ball Torture. With CBT, I just absolutely love this mainly because I love the way a man sounds when his very special parts are being tortured AND he is doing it himself for my amusement. Basically I like to see how far I can push and how far he will go to please me by hurting himself. Lots of squeezing and smacking and pulling and yanking!
  • Ass Worship- I have a very vivid way of expressing how my ass should and will be worshiped. My ass is to be kissed, licked, touched and caressed but not just kissed and licked and touched on my ass cheeks, but my asshole licked and fucked and cleaned COMPLETELY!
  • Cuckolding- I love cuckolding fantasies. I love hearing how weak one gets at just the thought of having to watch or hear another man fuck his Goddess in front of him. I love to weave little stories to tease and torment the cuckolded.
  • Humiliation- Humiliation comes in many forms. Verbal humiliation, humiliation assignments, humiliating tasks (while I listen) SPH (small penis humiliation) Humiliation for the weak minded, humiliation for the cocky man that thinks he is everything….Humiliation comes in so many ways and I am good at it and I enjoy humiliating those that NEED AND WANT to be humiliated. The more you want it the more I give it to you.
  • Tease and Denial- I absolutely love teasing and denying and edge play (Making you jerk to the point of ALMOST having an orgasm) Hearing a man whimper for me while he is stroking his dick and obeying my every command to NOT have an orgasm until I am ready. These are normally longer sessions because I really like to tease to the point of tears. The weaker you get while I deny you of your orgasm, the hotter it is for me!
  • CEI- (Cum Eating Instructions) I struggle with this just a bit because what sometimes happens is, in the moment, you are all excited to eat your cum for me, but once it is in your hand and the excitement from your recent orgasm is dying down, you do not necessarily want to lick YOUR cum out of your hand, but I have a pretty good way of getting you to do it even though the urge to be a cum eating fool has passed. I can pretty much bet that once I am finished with you, you WILL eat your cum!

So clearly those are just a FEW things that I like. I may be THE FEMINIZATION GODDESS, but that is not the ONLY thing I am good at and enjoy. Don’t get me wrong, I can feminize a sissy and keep him feminized with the proper training and have the perfect little sissy that a Goddess could ever dream for, but I am also the Humiliation Goddess. The Tease and Denial Goddess. Your Cuckoldress!…(just to name a few)

So Now that you know it is NOT just all about feminization, call me with your kink and fetish and find out what I am really capable of doing to you!

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Your lack of manhood is FUCKING PATHETIC!!

Little dick losers… you repulse me. I will tell you in extreme detail when you call me what I think of your puny pinkie dick. Like: It’s so tiny, that even when magnified 100%, the pathetic attempts to please my by photo also make you a complete failure… SO here is an important rule that you need to follow, I don’t want to even look at your heinous dick picture unless you call me first. Don’t pollute my email box with your micropenis embarrassment. LegsTitsAss (4)You can tell a beautiful girl like me gets the hottest studs with the biggest cocks. I wouldn’t even pay any attention to you unless you paid me. Got it? Good. That’s how it works in a PERFECT GODDESS WORLD. Besides you can’t even jerk off. Only men with larger cocks can jerk off. You can just rub it or tug it, so desperate to cum, aren’t you. So desperate to cum for a pretty girl like me, because otherwise pretty girls ignore you.Call Button

Maybe I’ll make you fuck a toilet paper roll tube because your dick WOULD fit into that cardboard hole, wouldn’t it. Or make you fuck a hot dog bun. Would you like some creamy mayo with that tiny wiener? OK LITTLE dick losers, here’s your chance! Call me for THE ULTIMATE GODDESS LANIE SMALL DICK HUMILIATION and talk to a beautiful girl who thinks your lack of manhood is FUCKING PATHETIC.