You’ve Never Been A Real Man, Sissy!

You’re just a sissy!

Wasn’t that small, pathetic little sissy clit your clue? The fact that every time you dropped your pants, the ladies pointed and laughed as they asked, “it gets bigger, doesn’t it?” or, if they actually allowed you inside, they asked, “are you in yet?” The fact that you had these powerful fantasies about sucking cock? Didn’t all of that tell you that you were never really a man?


But You’re Not Quite A Woman

We may call that tiny pindick a clit, but it’s not really, now is it? And, despite those bra forms you wear, you really don’t have any tits either, do you? The gay fantasies, the inability to sexually satisfy a woman the way real men do. These elements are all part of what makes you a sissy…and not quite a woman. So now, do you want to know what really makes you that sort of girlie girl? The sort that really isn’t man nor real woman…

The Perfect Sex Toy Sissy

You are the perfect sex toy – for a real man! Submissive, willing to do anything he asks. But most of all, it’s the fact that you’re there only to please him! You’ll suck his cock for hours, you’ll get down on all fours and spread your legs so he has access to your sissy hole – and he never, ever has to worry about getting you off! He can pull out, and you’ll stroke his cock and let him cover you in his jizz…and then thank him and even ask him for more! You are a perfect, slutty, sissy sex toy….that’s what you are!

Its time to get Prissy, Sissy…

hot sexy lips kYou Can’t Wait To Get Home, Can You Sissy?

Nothing feels better than being dressed, does it sissy?
I know, it must be so terrible sissy, having to wear those male clothes all day long. Business men having to get dressed up in suits, construction workers in jeans and a tee shirt. Having to put on those wingtips or those work boots. Even those panties you’re wearing every day just aren’t cutting it anymore. Well, your home now my prissy pet. Time to slip into something more comfortable….something more you!


The Sissy Closet

It’s so nice to get home, rush to your bedroom and throw open that feminine closet door or that chest of drawers. You gaze in there at the panties and the bras, the dresses and skirts. So lacy and silky and oh, so beautiful. Why don’t you pick out a matching set – bra and panties – to start? Grab a pair of thigh highs, too! What will it be tonight? Elegant or slutty? Do you pick out the evening gown, or a micro-mini and the halter top? And the shoes! Platformed heeled Mary Janes, the patent leather stilettos, maybe even the ankle booties. So much to choose from, right? But I know whatever you grab, you’ll be a pretty sissy for me – as usual!


A Relaxing Bath

Grab your outfit for the night, then run a nice, warm relaxing bubble bath. Just sink into it, and forget all about your manly problems, and just think sissy thoughts. Thoughts about turning men’s head, about feeling their hands running down your back to your shapely ass, about getting down on your knees and taking their cocks into your mouth. And if you’re just not into guys… I want you to still have those thoughts… just replace the man in each with your Goddess, with her strap-on attached! Now aren’t you glad to be home and in your gurlie space?

Now that you are all ready, give me a call and share your prissy sissy time with me!
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Humiliation Week with Goddess Lanie July 11-15, 2016

11I have decided to dedicate this week to Humiliation! There are so many types of humiliation and we will not cover them all, but we will cover several of them.

So, what is Humiliation?

It is the abasement of pride, which creates mortification or leads to a state of being humbled or reduced to lowliness or submission. It is an emotion felt by a person whose social status has just decreased.

Means of Humiliation: Many scenarios may give rise to sexual humiliation. Some scenarios may be based on verbal abuse and others on physical aspects.

Verbal Humiliation and Physical Humiliation are two things I WILL cover this week and there are so many different ways within these two basic examples…

I will be available for calls, I will be producing audios and assignments all about humiliation!

Taking great pleasure in humiliating you (Day 2)

lanie_8_ Being submissive heightens every sexual pleasure…Doesn’t it?

The control you give up to your Mistress is as much a turn on to you as it is for her to possess it. This control must be looked upon as an intimate gift from you to her…something humbly received, closely cherished, and used responsibly. Making eye contact with you tells you about the hierarchy that exists between us. You looking back deep into my eyes alerts you to the twinkle that is specifically meant for you and reinforces your submissiveness.

In your state of submission you will learn to masturbate and eat your own cum. You will go to the local shopping mall on a scavenger hunt looking to buy assorted goodies for yourself including pretty pink panties and “come fuck me” heels …and you will learn to properly fluff a cock for your wife/girlfriend. After having sex you can clean out the cream pie with your tongue. What a good cuckold you will be… You will also stand naked in front of a group of clothed females who will verbally torment you about your penis.

I’m being honest when I tell you that you have a mediocre-size cock. Do you realize every one of my past boyfriends had cocks significantly larger than yours? Your cock can’t even scratch the sides of a pussy, I’m sure of it. I like getting fucked by a real man who listens to his Goddess.

Now I’m forced to get my dildo and finish the job myself…the way a real man would have done it…


Do not tempt me. I have been really nice, nicer than a lot of people could be when they are trying…. Taking me as a nice, almost kind of weak woman will end up with tears landing on your pillow tonight when the truth of the actual loser percentage is presented… The truth that I hold secret from others will become exposed for all to see, in one way or another...
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Coming Up This Week…

001jjThis week there are several things that I am going to be covering!!
The first thing is obviously going to be Tease/Denial and Ruined Orgasms. I have a passion for teasing and denying and my newest favorite, ruined orgasms. There is just something about getting a man to the edge and then pushing it a little further than I should and then right with you think you are going to cum, you do but its over before it begins…It’s a new forming art of mine…

The second thing this week that I am sure my good sissy girls are going to enjoy is a series of feminization/sissy training assignments and audios. These audios are short and sweet but perfect for new and experienced sissies. I will be posting these new audio assignments on this blog, in the goody bag section AND I will be sending them out in a PTV! You will have three ways to gain access to these awesome NEW feminization audio assignments.

The last thing coming this week is the Goddess Lanie Birthday Section! My birthday comes once a year and though you should be worshiping and spoiling your perfect Goddess regularly, I will be making it a little bit easier for you. My plans for my birthday are still up in the air BUT I have narrowed it down to two special ideas. A trip to DC for the weekend OR A trip to Austin for the weekend. Which do I want the most? BOTH and I will be giving you the option to make that happen! This birthday marks a special time and changes in my life so making it the best is the ONLY option!

Come daily to keep updated on the PERFECT GODDESS Goodies, Assignments, and IMPORTANT INFORMATION about what I am doing/offering. DO not be the one that missed out…

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Other Reasons for being Orgasm Ruinator! Continued…

0012Another reason that a Goddess might choose to ruin her submissive’s orgasms is to reinforce her dominance over him. If a man willingly submits to cock control, then he must be ready to do whatever his Goddess wants him to do. Most of the time, he’s eager to please her, but sometimes, he may forget his place. This is only human, of course, but as a Goddess I may decide he needs to be reminded who is really pulling the strings in the relationship. Ruined orgasms are an excellent way for a Goddess to put a sub back in his place where he belongs.

An extension of would be that as a Goddess, I wish to humiliate a man by ruining his orgasm. Ruined orgasms are not inherently humiliating (just frustrating!), but if a Goddess wishes to make it humiliating for the sub in question, it’s certainly possible to do so. It can be awfully humiliating for a man to be reminded that his orgasms no longer belong to him, for one thing. Ruined orgasms may also be used as a part of small penis humiliation, We all know that when the Goddess is telling her submissive that his tiny penis does not to deserve its release…It can be humiliating and humbling

The other possibility, of course, is that the submissive is excited by the prospect of having his orgasms ruined by his Goddess! It works out for both of us now doesn’t it?

You don’t need a small penis to enjoy erotic humiliation…

011Women consider you a real man. and you’re not small but you secretly crave erotic humiliation. In fact, you’d never admit it to your buddies on game night, but behind closed doors, you’re the kind of guy who wants a beautiful woman to sit on your face and tell you that you will not be allowed to breathe until after you make her cum….

Maybe you can’t get enough of the erotic humiliation…you dream of hiding under your girlfriend’s desk at work, pleasuring her with your mouth and tongue all day long. It’s highly erotic for you to think of her using your face for her pleasure whenever she felt the urge and giving no care to what might pleasure you…

This is your place!

Getting In Touch With Your Penile Inadequacy(SPH#3)

lanie_8_Never fear! Your SPH Goddess is here!

Now… It’s time for you to come to terms with the fact that your little lap lizard does not qualify you to think you’re a real man; you clearly are not. You can pretend all you like, but we’ll see if humiliating Mr. Small Fry will increase your awareness. It’s time for you to come back to reality and see your hiccup of a cock for what it is NOT – and that is a real cock.

When I ridicule it, I’m not just having a little fun at the expense of your crotch caterpillar; I’m being sincere. When I laugh at it, that’s a result of my amusement over your thinking that you’re showing off something “big”. I am going to take you and that extra thumb down to size!

The only recipe for your pricklet predicament is a flaming hot round of small penis humiliation, punishment, and chastising. It’s about time someone told you the truth about your micro-cock. You WILL come to enjoy humiliation, and you’ll definitely think much differently about that crotch cigar stub by the time I’m finished with you…
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XO Goddess Lanie XO


Small Penis Humiliation and Your Dick Deficiency(SPH #2)

GoddessLanieDrop the Diminutive Dicklet Denial

Okay. Let’s get one thing straight: Your “almost five inches of average girth” or “solid six inches, but thin” trouser tadpole is nothing that warrants bragging – or even worth mentioning, as far as anything of a sexual nature is concerned.

Don’t even try to tell me that you know what you’re doing, and you’re a big hit with the women. WHO do you think you’re kidding? You may have received a big hit FROM a woman (as you might from this Goddess!) when you pulled that wee little Willie out and offended her with your most unimpressive joke-of-a-Johnson, but we both know better than to think any woman who has seen that penile replica would ever look at it twice.

Time for a humiliating truth: Regardless of what you think you’re sporting in your khakis there, it is pathetic, sad, worthless, and laughable. Yes. YOU have a small dick!
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