You’ve Never Been A Real Man, Sissy!

You’re just a sissy!

Wasn’t that small, pathetic little sissy clit your clue? The fact that every time you dropped your pants, the ladies pointed and laughed as they asked, “it gets bigger, doesn’t it?” or, if they actually allowed you inside, they asked, “are you in yet?” The fact that you had these powerful fantasies about sucking cock? Didn’t all of that tell you that you were never really a man?


But You’re Not Quite A Woman

We may call that tiny pindick a clit, but it’s not really, now is it? And, despite those bra forms you wear, you really don’t have any tits either, do you? The gay fantasies, the inability to sexually satisfy a woman the way real men do. These elements are all part of what makes you a sissy…and not quite a woman. So now, do you want to know what really makes you that sort of girlie girl? The sort that really isn’t man nor real woman…

The Perfect Sex Toy Sissy

You are the perfect sex toy – for a real man! Submissive, willing to do anything he asks. But most of all, it’s the fact that you’re there only to please him! You’ll suck his cock for hours, you’ll get down on all fours and spread your legs so he has access to your sissy hole – and he never, ever has to worry about getting you off! He can pull out, and you’ll stroke his cock and let him cover you in his jizz…and then thank him and even ask him for more! You are a perfect, slutty, sissy sex toy….that’s what you are!

Your Straight-Shooting Phone sex Goddess Lanie

LanieYour Straight-Shooting Phone Sex Goddess

If you don’t know me yet, the one thing you will learn fairly quickly -and unquestionably- about Me as your phone Goddess is that honesty and authenticity are integral components in the foundation of my individual style. If you ask me a question, you’ll get an honest answer, and I will never blow smoke up your ass.If it is simply none of your business, I will let you know!!:) For me, that’s a matter of respect, integrity, and clarity – and I give what I expect to get.

I will respect your limits and I expect you to respect mine!
Our “OFF TOPICS” are those that are set by the NF TOS and if you are not familiar with those, I will be happy to fill you in!
So, when you call me I expect you to be able to tell me what you are into!
Unfortunately, I have not mastered the mind reading skill yet and until I do, I rely on YOU for telling me what YOU are into..

Now, continue with the quick peek at the rest of my lovely blog and then click the button below to give me a call!!


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Small Penis Humiliation and Your Dick Deficiency(SPH #2)

GoddessLanieDrop the Diminutive Dicklet Denial

Okay. Let’s get one thing straight: Your “almost five inches of average girth” or “solid six inches, but thin” trouser tadpole is nothing that warrants bragging – or even worth mentioning, as far as anything of a sexual nature is concerned.

Don’t even try to tell me that you know what you’re doing, and you’re a big hit with the women. WHO do you think you’re kidding? You may have received a big hit FROM a woman (as you might from this Goddess!) when you pulled that wee little Willie out and offended her with your most unimpressive joke-of-a-Johnson, but we both know better than to think any woman who has seen that penile replica would ever look at it twice.

Time for a humiliating truth: Regardless of what you think you’re sporting in your khakis there, it is pathetic, sad, worthless, and laughable. Yes. YOU have a small dick!
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The End Of 2014 Has Come!!

The end of 2014 is coming. In just a few nights we will be ending a great year and entering into an even better year, 2015!

11As your Goddess, I must say that I have really had a lot of fun this past year. I have discovered new things about myself that I didn’t even know I had in me. I have learned to love and experiment more with certain things and if you think it couldn’t get any better, please correct yourself and know that your Goddess has a lot of new and exciting plans for you!

So get ready for 2015 with your Goddess. New Year, new rules, new fantasies, new experiments…

Call me and you will see what I have in store for you!

XO Goddess Lanie

Cuckolding The Goddess Lanie Way

GoddessLanieCOntrolsI enjoy the thought of cuckolding someone that I would never be with. To me, I think it is hot to make you clean my pussy right after I have been fucked by, I don’t know…Your boss, your best friend, or even a complete stranger! How hot is it to know that I wont fuck you but I will fuck a complete stranger and make you watch and then sit on your face and if you want to taste my pussy at all, ever, you will be cleaning his cum from my sweet pussy!

It is extremely hot and I know you just got an instant hard on thinking about being humiliated and cuckolded!

Goddess Lanie

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